HELLO JUNE 2007 ARCHIVES TIME!
this is SO going on my blog you drunk
i will tone down the suck
that‘s a sneeze glob from saturday
as you can imagine there were loads of fuckfaces there, but free food, tons of beer tickets and cankles and thunderthighs and club district dudes to make fun of
these guys create the magic that is the crap what is this blog.
here is a boring exciting convo/fight for you singles to read to bask in the glory what is long-term commitment:
shouldn’t have dyed it.
hangin’ tough at meadowvale mall.
i must’ve hit that chick in the face with my hair a hundred times. she wanted it.
his jaw was a little clenchy.
i kind of look like a praying mantis no?
you can tell i am not a fan cos there is still food in my bowl.
back when i used to take pictures of bands.
i have something to say, you are all annoying assholes.
i’m mostly a fucking bitch to people in a what i think is a jokey way, half the time it goes over well and the person has a raging boner for me then they don’t leave.
me: i was in the middle of bragging about myself and all my amazing attributes and then i brought you up in the most passive of ways, it was like straight out of our coolness rules guide, like i was tossing a package of chips in slow motion to some guy without even looking
dear rich people, deeming something a panty-remover does not make it so.
THE DAY I DECIDED TO ROCK THESE SHORTS AND YOU ALL TRIED TO STOP ME!
i told ron sexsmith strawberry blond was one of my favourite songs and he said oh should we play that one? YES. he did. then afterward he said thanks for mentioning it cos they never know what songs to do.
I don’t know how you deal with this abuse from a bunch of petty shitheads who sit around all day waiting for your every move that they will then attempt to copy and call their own.
i said that too. just in case the nerds forget that they are the problem not the solution.
dear alcohol LEAVE ME ALONE!
1600 times i can turn it on until it sets on fire and explodes in my hand?
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