the only thing that stops me is sweat stains
good morning world.
yes my blog is taking eons to load today GOD INTERNET GET IT TOGETHER!
last nite’s delicious masterpiece! so so so perfumey and sensational.
three hours later whipped up a new one.
movie still from the worst cooking show EVAR that you will watch anyway cos you make dioramas “for fun”.
reunited and it feeeeeels so good!
turn off the lights loblaws you are contributing to global warming! thanks for the photo opp though.
if this came in sleeveless it would be buried in clothes mountain over hurr right now.
come fall, this beast is mine.
me: fil and i are taking turns doing impressions of the noise itunes makes when it’s done importing a cd
cid is getting annoyed
i will import this information into my BLOG
buh, flickr’s being a right dick right now i’m trying to upload pictures of the wonderful dinner i made last nite, and yes, i made a 5-part video of it too, it was not easy.
ok now i have to preview these vids to see how dumb they are and how many butter faces i make.
oh and i’ll have you know that since blog-dissing sex and the city i have gotten in a huge fight with a friend (resolved now) and THREE facebook SATC gifts, two shoes and 1 martini glass. FUCK OFF YOU GUYS!
heh kidding.
basically my take on that show/movie is, you can be a sexy empowered woman and not look to those characters as role models or representatives for how you feel about men and sex and love, i could not ever get into the show, and i think it’s cos i out-yuppied myself when i was a teenager, too many issues of cosmo and tiny skirts and old men skeletons in my closet to care anymore. plus, i’m kind of a slob.
and evidently all of toronto is wearing yellow dresses now, so thanks for that one too.
update: ok i watched all four cooking vids and they’re pretty good, i hit my stride about video 2 and keep going from there, if i don’t get my own show out of this garbage then you can pretty much give up on your own dreams of fame, i mean, not to toot my own horn or anything buuuuuuut i’m probably the most charming person in the world.
