MORE 2007 MARCHIVES!
OK ON WITH MORE ARCHIVES. i was totally just confused over 2007, becuase 2007 archives just don’t look right at all. time flies when you’re an idiot.
no i cannot play the flute i can make flute sounds with my mouth and blow them into a flute, however.
fucking child prodigy i was i mean i am i mean what?
long email to me about me and my blog.
i watched that heaven’s gate thing on tlc last nite TWICE. the first time actually only caught the end of it and me and fil were bummed i had flipped past it several times thinking BORING people sitting in lawnchairs TALKING in bad outfits.
me: i do not like beer to taste like it was filtered through soil i do not like to taste the forest, beer should taste like beer not rocks and dirt and leaves and twigs
that dog rules.
pan’s labyrinth sucked and so do you.
watch the video at the bottom of this post.
st. pat’s cats.
me: one time i crapped my bathingsuit
a one piece bathingsuit no less
sigh weekend drives.
last nite’s fight.
i think she’s still available guys!
i fucked up my left hand yesterday going through the turnstile into the subway you know the new heavy ones that’s like walking through a robocop movie
yesterday fil ate a hamburger in front of me and i had chicken florentine soup more like BOREntine.
reading this put me in a rage all over again.
how to get laid: crimp your hair.
not noel.
your balls poem for fil
you can add me to facebook!
karla reviewish.
the annex = new england
i’m pretty bad at timing these jump photos fil just sits there and makes fun of me he is just jealous because i am full of life and fun and YOUTH
mg likes my balls.
i want to cut you
kiefer is the tour manager and he is a completely inexperienced fuck-up and it is BEAUTIFUL, he’s there when they don’t need him, eating a steak and pizza alone in a bar not answering his phone when they do.
oh too rich. this life, i tell you.
i stayed up til 2am reading a babysitter’s club book.
oh just some ‘tings.
wasted posh and becks hahahaha.
me: are you instant messaging everyone this amazingly boring yet astounding news
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA my first journal.
best found note i ever found.
last nite i re-learned that carrying a longboard is the equivalent of being naked with baby oil all over my body dudes just lose their minds
most annoying woman ever.
SHOULDER CATS! look like this!
lets talk about stalkers.
who is cooler, me or me?
exact same bio still up there!
dude DO your job dont act like you are blowing me
i love when peeps cannot let go of the rock and roll.
Artist Interview with Lauren White
HEY HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS? TEN?
why the bitches be so jeals of me?
shortbus review.
oh man i am doing the second half of my archives post and i just came across this poem i wrote last year about this blog and almost shit my jogging pants laughing.
a poem by raymi
this blog is the best
all other blogs are inferior they should be laid to rest
oh this blog is the best
the best best best best BEST
the internet was invented for me only,
i don’t care what you heard about the army
this blog has big muscles
and they got that way from dumb bells
sometimes your parents read my blog
and even your dog
and they wish i was their daughter
because i am way hotter
oh this blog is the best
it would score 100 per cent on a test
oh this blog is the best
it has the nicest chest
my template is amazing
it tastes like gravy
this blog is ethical and political
and you cry like a little girl
and your jokes aren’t funny
and you don’t have any money
this blog is your only friend
it is very good looking
the end
