here is my crappy unicorn i don’t think i can fix it without completely painting over it sigh!!!!

i also don’t think fil will be as excited for my new decorating scheme as i am. that sign is vintage, from the 70s, i just opened ‘em up today.

greasy bangs new glasses, pretend prescription bifocals for pretend reading i guess?

new! cheap! yay!

yes yes you get the idea.

so i went to old navy and i asked where all the ethnic shirts were and they thought i was a big racist. kidding i didn’t ask. i did try on 40 pairs of jeans though and wanted to commit suicide in the change room. old navy sizes their jeans even-numbered, which in hindsight really isn’t a difference it’s just a mind fuck really. basically my thighs are really skinny but i have love handles so im fucked no matter what. i bought a pair and im hoping that they will magically shrink around my thigh crotch area somehow over time and give a little more on the waist. i have 90 days to make up my mind over them too. that’s pretty funny i think.

the pair i got look exactly like the jeans i bought a year ago from winners when everyone was like wow you have lost a lot of weight and i’m like no i haven’t you suckers it’s the jeans i swear, so just like those ones except a size smaller.

i hate malls i hate people and i hate people in malls. ok i don’t hate malls i just hate the eaton centre after school time everyone scares me!

bath time!

ps. why do so many people from new zealand work at old navy? i encountered three different girls, what the hell?

one more thing, they (old navy employees) walk around with huge shopping sacks and they offer you one to shove all your finds in and they jump on you like vultures asking if you need help it was kinda desperate, anyway, the first one to approach me was some 40 year oldish totally lobotomy-seeming guy with these bags over his shoulder and i thought he was just some crazy person talking to me while i am in the middle of a what size am i jeans crisis like seriously you are scaring me buddy, then i realised ok yeah he works here, but it still felt weird like male kindergarden teacher weird, ungh, anyway, make it obvious to old navy newcomers or once every three year old navy shoppers that your thing is carrying around massive empty sacks, make a big picture display sign or something slam me in the face when i enter the store so i get it instead of getting creeped out instead.

and yes sheena if i keep the pants i will for sure cut out that big brother tag.