well, it’s true.

the brittinator.

i took a million pictures of my sticky tac doll i gifted to fraser, i bet he didn’t even take it home.

fuck i was loaded last nite thanks everyone for buying me wine.

look at the bare walls, sigh.

here i am trying to do a family portrait with cid, i set the timer and grabbed him and well, look. fyi. sneak attacks during feeding time does not work for portrait posing.

this one is really funny to me right now cos of cid no not because of me i know that i am an idiot.

hi do you want to hang out with me?

finally the sun has moved away from wherever it was making all the snow fluorescent electric white blasting into my eyes and the very being of my soul, i have been hardcore squinting ever since i got up and my forehead is all scrunched up i don’t think it will ever go back to normal again.

black and white is a good look for me.

also, more good news, i think my hearing has worsened, i noticed the last two nites out i have been yelling when i talk because i can’t fucking hear myself talk! can that happen when you’re loaded, i mean, i know people talk louder when they drink, but can you go deaf from lots of drinking? i do compulsively pick my ears, maybe it’s cos of that? wow i can’t believe people consider me to be a role model hahaha.

this is me: hey guys i shit my pants last nite and fell down some stairs and this is you: HERE IS AN AWARD.

HAHAHAHHAHA

oh fuck i have to eat something before i turn into grey gardens.