my hair is so long i can’t figure out how to not look like goro when i put it in a ponytail.
i feel like meg ryan in you’ve got mail right now (except i don’t make spastic head movements when i talk) i am in bed blogging because i am a sloth. i forgot to mention that we watched mr. bean’s holiday the other nite and it is terrible and the only reason why we watched it is because we have rogers on demand now, there is no way in hell we would have picked up at queen video terrible terrible, though rowan atkinson reminds me of my papa so every other scene i was going aww aww ohh aw aw aw etc.
nice face!
i want to go on a sunday drivies today it’s been a long time. i am waiting for fil to realise that he is hungry and wants to make us maple bacon and potatoes and peppers. i bought the worst hair conditioner ever i am not looking forward to washing my hair.
sigh.
i call bullshit on this laptops in bed thing it isn’t even comfortable i am fighting with my legs to keep them bent and it’s making me sweat holy gay.
fil split his pants last nite because we were watching jack osbourne the recruits and i saw him do this move where he 360 degree swoops his leg up and around like a ninja and does it high enough that he touches his hand with his foot so i got up and started doing it too then fil got up and started doing knee jumps and i couldn’t do them (i can’t jump high at all it’s pathetic) anyway he starts throwing it in my face how i can’t jump i go excuse me do the fucking ninja foot swoop move then and he does but barely like shittily very much so and then he goes back to his knee thing showing me how to stretch and bend my knee and then RIP he goes in a tiny voice oh no like it’s my fault and yep he ripped the inside croth part BUT it’s ok cos it was already torn, it was funny cos earlier yesterday he spent a long time sewing it up. i had a drunk giggles attack after he said oh no and felt his thigh then i got down and inspected it. double funny because he was trying to show me how to do his precious knee jump that he was ripping me on and then rips his pants hahahahha. i will make a video of me doing these things to prove that i can.
we watched the royal tenenbaums last nite i forgot how depressing it was, i think i like life aquatic better cos i don’t cry as much during it. i can’t deal with movies that make me feel heartsick to be in them so much.
also i realised that i am not over my margot tenenbaum jealousy and i never will be. every outfit and thing about her is simply perfect and the fact that we are supposed to despise gwyneth paltrow makes it even worse.
