HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! christie got a missed connection! i so saw this guy check out the back of her head when he left through the window.

the only meal i ate yesterday i inhaled in two minutes.

the weather was mental.

oh my god i have no idea what to fucking wear today/tomorrow, there are three-ish separate functions i need to dress for and the only thing that is making it difficult is well, the only thing i don’t feel like a cow in right now is the same black shirt i’ve been wearing practically everyday since i bought it two fridays ago and already wore out to fil’s birthday thing in the suburbs, the same people will see it again at least i didnt buy a totally memorable sparkle barf shirt yeah?

i kind of really want one now.

i’ve also got some steamy gossip i can’t share but am dying to, it’s not that steamy it’s more like, someone’s gonna get what’s comin’ to ‘em finally if they don’t watch it this holiday, actually TWO somebodies. i got beefs world! watch out! these persons may or may not be related to me and both have been dealing some steady s-talk about me behind my back for way too long. i might hold off the sauce even tonite (pfft) to avoid explosion 2007. maybes.

i think the red tide is coming in as well.

oh wait i just brainstormed an outfit that will hopefully smite my enemies.

tony gets a kick out of my comments.

i just saw fil wearing a baseball hat and all i said was NO and walked away.

ps. if you missed my fatface on cock’d gunns the other nite it’s on again dec. 26 at 8.30pm on the ifc channel.