a chat with ryan ray of thunder bay – ryan ray from thunder bay, plays guitar does fuckall all day

Ryan: good morning raymi
how are you

me: hithere
good so far

Ryan: well im glad its the shortest day of the year

me: going to make espresso then you can ask me questions
is it?

Ryan: i feel like a drunk cause i’m like. drunk

me: you are drunk already?

Ryan: you ever get that
well i got home late ok
a few times yeah i will

me: huh?

Ryan: oh yeah ok
i was out for a smoke what’s your favourite nirvana cd then?

me: bleach or in utero
ive overplayed nevermind and incesticide is a if i feel like it album but i like them all

Ryan: ok so that’s like saying i like your hair best when it’s black brown blonde or red but ok favourite beatles record?

me: cant decide
dont go there basically
i have song moods
right now im rotating george harrison and paul mccartney
and my fave beatles song right now is anna (got to him) i think im going to do a raymi dance video to it

Ryan: who’s your favourite beatle if they’re all still there and,
who’s gonna be the last to go?

me: lennon
hands down
thats a dumb question
are you really wasted right now

Ryan: pretty stupid answer too !
no i’m ok that’s a pretty good tune

me: you asked me who my favourite was and i answered

Ryan: catnapped my own cat last night i feel awful

me: what does that mean

Ryan: some other house needed him to catch mice
ok who’s your favourite between paul and ringo then

me: but its your cat so what
cant choose
ryan stop being stupid
better questions
non-beatle related perhaps

Ryan: oh yeah eh good thinkin
ok are you bigger than jesus? cause like only a million people were even alive back then eh and only some of those hung out in wherever the jesusland was so technically would you say that your blog is bigger than jesus in a way

me: no im not christians totally outnumber us good guys
scarily so

Ryan: well maybe in 2000 years it’ll just be a bunch of scary bloggers

me: doubt it
in 2000 years the planet wont exist
we’re endangered

Ryan: well technically that’s true
ok what would you do before the end of the world
that you havent done yet

me: hmm
im not very imaginative
irish countryside, wellingtons, beer in a thermos, springtime, cottage
have a few pieces of paper and write down some hard up truths on it, real meaningful shit to leave behind

Ryan: cheers
ok what kind of beer?

me: then give it to someone who doesnt even know me
uh who cares
maybe cherry flavored beer
or strawberry

Ryan: they have cherry flavoured beer?

me: and fil is with me
yes!

Ryan: well yeah
i didn’t know !
what season would it be
i guess that’s to say what’s yr fave season

me: i said it was spring
its warm a bit wet but sunny