i am wolfing down ruffles onion dip and ruffles right now it’s been so long oh sweet chemical cream oh man am i fat. i texted fil during his lunch date with his old buddy that cid wanted him to bring me home something to eat, then he called and asked what and i said oh i dunno onion dip maybe he says are you sure i say yes i’m sure and now the magic is happening and it is snowing daintily outside the window and the xmas lights are on i will regret this all in ten minutes. yeah right i already do.

he also brought home vegan sandwiches?

i’m not giving myself room to breathe right now i can’t wait until i am as famous as david hasselhoff then the world can see me on the floor wasted inhaling chips and dip, help me make this dream come true, for the both of us.

did i mention i have a zit on the end of my nose too and i am sitting here with wet hair in a towel and my back is fire engine red from the tanning salon visit yesterday? i’m basically a monet right now.

Phil: could you link to this please i am credited

me: can you bring the bag of chips across the room to me

*update: i have a stomach ache.

update update i just found out one of gil”s friends who is coming otu with us tontie used to be a model.

i feel like i weigh 4500lbs and i plowed through all those chips and i was planning to wear a crazy dress tonite but now i can’t GREAT!