december 2006 archives.
i’m a blessing.
such a prude i’ve become.
YOU’RE BLOWING IT
nsfw.
so his reward for being a sexist dick is standing in the cold, hungover and crabby while i ignore him completely from indoors.
if he were a dinosaur he would be a pterodactyl, see:
i’d be like you are not coming with us if you are going to look like a lesbo
let this be a lesson to the world, if you give me a bullshit present ever i will blog about it so hard you will have a nervous breakdown.
read dry.
some pictures.
i know they were talking about me cos they were laughing AND THEN THEY TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS ON ME AND LEFT THE FUCKING BATHROOM HOLY SHIT.
i won.
when people care enough to diss you – youve made progress
some pics.
me: O
that is what my mouth looks like right now
they were more like un-yum
these people for some reason are really into hanging out with kids and forcing them into random bursts of communal singing, usually about bicycle streamers and garage sales and science projects and turkeys in straws, apparently
this concludes BE JEALOUS OF RAYMI.
don’t thank me, thank baywatch.
infinite OCD loop
THIS SONG IS CALLED IMPACT IT IS ABOUT MY FAVORITE FONT
tell me how many friends you had in highschool no cheating!
TODAY WE MADE OUR OWN JAM FOR THE FIRST TIME WITHOUT USING CERTA IT TURNED OUT GREAT
right now i am depressed because fil is too busy to discuss hamburgers with me.
i looked like christmas.
one heart attack with cheese please
me: at least i dont make my personality revolve around a question mark
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
meet emily
dear phil
beautiful most of the time.
dec 8 significance.
more merkley bullshit.
dear mom and dad do i have fetal alcohol syndrome, don’t lie to me tell me the truth, i will not be upset.
i don’t hate Raymi.
DOES MY FACE LOOK LIKE THE MASK GUY FROM V FOR VENDETTA IN THIS PICTURE YES OR NO
what a stunner!
c. love painting
where is your gun and he said in my sleeve and i said YEAH YOUR OLD NAVY SLEEVE?
um how about i win cos i write the blog that all you fucks are reading
YEAH, IT’S YOUR FINGER
this is why i should be best diarist.
rented miami vice last nite and it’s good if you somehow possess a magical instrument that enunciates everything everyone in that fucking movie is saying and screams it out for you
why are you being all dramatic like high school was this huge planet in outerspace that you conquered finally
i like sharing
DEAR: PARADISE FRESH COLGATE FLAVOURED TOOTHPASTE
raymi emoticon
ok, riley.
