so these people from niagara falls came up to our table near the dancefloor at the horseshoe because they are friends with one of us, and guess what, it’s so dark back there you are basically in a dungeon, you can’t see shit, so we did not know that they were even there to begin with, and then they vanished. i go outside and someone in our group said yeah my friends said you were all rude to them and sneered at them, no wait, i can’t remember the word, i think it was sneered, anyway you get the point, apparently we all sneered at them and were really pretentious because we were all taking pictures of ourselves, and we are really rude. whatever niagara falls i don’t have night vision goggles ok? i DO remember introducing myself and fil to one of these people who did not run away crying actually, which would classify me in the NOT-rude category.

it was stated that these people have a hate-on for toronto because toronto is rude to them. WRONG. it is actually them being rude to toronto and have an incorrect pre-conceived notion about how they will be treated by toronto and ps. it’s called social skills, use them next time. also they think toronto hates niagara falls. dude, we don’t know anything about niagara falls other than the falls, the casino, and the wax museums, and the american tourists – there is nothing to hate because THERE IS NOTHING ELSE. build yourself a cultural identity not solely based upon hating on the rockingest city in the country that you are not and maybe party down a little bit hi nice to meet you.

and btw, taking pictures of yourself is not pretentious at all, it’s pretty much the complete opposite, mayhaps if you joined the year 2007 like the rest of the world and their grandma and bought a digital camera you would know that and another thing, we are a travelling gong show with zero capacity for pretention, lots of dick jokes and booze, no pretention. nice try.

i don’t even think any of us are originally from toronto, we just live here.

these peeps told my buddy that she has “changed” now that she lives here. serglreiugIUAVGVABK>C:Freh!!!! people who say that are the biggest most insecure penises ever hi maybe focus on yourself instead?

i don’t know why they had to make it a niagara falls vs. toronto war, i don’t have a crystal ball (sadly) so how do i even know where you are from? oh wait, drast! you figured out my secret powers i can tell where everyone lives! ps. WHO CARES! i will even talk to a rock if it will pay me attention for crying out fuck!

Elizabeth: I am meeting my only female friend here for a walk with the dogs
shes from toronto
born and raised
so I actually like her
have a good friday night – and PS I hated bianca all season, oh and I think jenah is going to win

me: do you know how many times u tell me about her
and say she is from toronto

Elizabeth: ha
well
shes no raymi

me: i almost forgot i thought she was actually from greece

Elizabeth: oh
well

me: shes not from greece right?

Elizabeth: she’s actually from toronto!

me: are you sure she is from toronto
she might be lying

Elizabeth: no

me: you might want to do some fact-checking

Elizabeth: she is from
TORONTO

me: not sarnia?
she might have LIVED in toronto but is originally from sarnia, maybe even barrie?
still, im not ruling out greece

Elizabeth: haha
ok lover girl
party hearty
xoxo

me: bye big tits