guess how fun it is trying to get snowpants over your shoes and pants after inhaling rum all nite long and getting a shirt over your sweater it’s like trying to do the frontcrawl underwater IMPOSSIBLE! (you look like the creature from the black lagoon, try it on a younger sibling of yours it will scare the shit out of them btw.) fuck, who knew underwater was a compound word, i didn’t. thanks google and while i’m at it, am i the only one who thinks it is ironic that compound word ISN’T a compound word? i mean REALLY people.
from shrapnel.
hahahahhahaha slurry rum trivial pursuit party video.
here i am getting a question wrong don’t laugh at me, i heard beer and then i couldn’t focus on anything but. at least i am cute.
napoleon dynamite opening credits commentary by raymi and pitt video. don’t trip over the slurs. pitt says the white stripes song reminds him of me and fil because we are like jack and meg aw what an irish potatohead with a heart of gold he is, not unlike a leprechaun HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA oh fuck i am funnier than dave chappelle right now.
oh god i found a video of myself on the internet i forgot that i uploaded.
does anyone want this? i’ve worn it like never and washed it after every use, it is size large (still on the small side) i just can’t pull it off, you have to tie it wicked tight around your neck and stand 180 degrees and pose like a model. i paid 55 for it, and now it’s 50, but you can have it for 35. lemme know.
i tried it on cos we are going to a 70s playboy party tonite and i was going to wear it with short shorts but i looked like a fucking plum and i am too insecure to deal.
Phil: ha
why should compound word be a compound word
me: a compound word is two words together
Phil: should ‘long’ be longer than 4 letters then
me: the word that defines what it does/is should at least be a compound word itself, lead by example
yes it should
loooooooooooooooooooooooong
Phil: ok
me: look at my blog title
Phil: k
haha
me: on a roll i told you
