oh man that mario game is stupidly addicting, it is turning me into even more of a lazy ass than i already am, i feel like i am friends with mario and i can’t stop thinking about playing it god i need friends. ok here are some pictures of the scrambled eggs i made not too long ago to trick you into thinking productive activites take place here.

just about browned enough.

should’ve bought better olives, oh well, next time.

how to not be a fat ass.

does it still work if you inhale 16 egg whites though? well, 8 each actually.

you’re beautiful.

oh hey, look who joined the party.

the egg whites take on the sweaty brown onion grease colour, way to go guys.

about a third of feta, try not to let it break into too tiny clumps cos it gets lost in the scramble and bonus it acts as salt so no need to add any of that you heart attacks waiting to happen.

let it sit for a bit then fold it over and over.

i wish the final product looked less like barf. it was very delicious.

ok fine finish off with these instead:

sophie wasn’t feeling well on sunday.

she is the smallest friend i have.

unless i became friends with an ant or something.

chicken curry mmmm.

fluorescent is delicious.