the two bands at the el mo last nite were exceptionally good, when you’re geared up to have a bad time it’s funny how that always happens. the first band, grand pm blew me away, i was all set to be the smug dick with crossed arms and all that but no, very good was this band. the singer does this croony smiths-like thing with a sprinkling of the killers to his voice, yet, better, and he’s a looker too, so there’s that. the whole band was into their set and i was won over right off the bat. i’m not even making this up, they are a band to look at as well as listen to.

the next act was the pinker tones from barcelona, another band i knew nothing about, that’s how i do, the people tell me raymi there’s this tonite go to it and so i go and then i am happy. i was pretty sick-feeling but despite that i was way into these guys. they are like computer party dance until you fucking die music, if i was on my a-game i would have been dancing. they are like datarock, but BETTER. i think they are geniuses. if you want your eyes to get a blowjob and your ears a rimjob, listen to the pinker tones, and watch their visuals, ha “visuals” what a stupid word, but it’s true. do it.

i did not wear the success dress i wore that instead and then ate a retarded amount of chinese food in ten minutes on an all day empty stomach then felt like i was going to barf for the rest of the nite and had to end the party wicked early, i didn’t even get drunk and turns out both bands were awesome, i really enjoyed myself despite feeling barfy and it was hard to pull away and the place wasn’t claustrophobically stuffed with people and i got some funny footage of white guys letting’er rip on the dance floor.

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i can’t breathe right now because i am laughing too hard, go to duanetheminx.com just go, he even re-did my britney dancing youtube oh god. HAHAHA.

jill wants to go to some lame club tonight but i really don’t want to go. the only way i’m gonna get through it is to wear my success pants but it’s going to be +14 tonight and it might be too warm for them