i just ate a vegan empanada SHUT UP! i tried to lay as much attitude at the organic feminist health food grocery store as possible don’t worry and i only went there to burn fil too. last time i sent him out to get me a coke and a snack he came back with tofu chick peas spinach lentil eggplant microwave meals AND he forgot the coke, the essential part of the outing and refused to take the piece of paper i wrote COKE on in fact he scoffed at it and bragged about how amazing his memory is then he comes back and i said where is the coke? I FORGOT. he was supposed to bring me back grease and a coke and instead he brings me back the equivalent of leaves and rocks and twigs and no pop and gill was talking to me on gchat about how delicious her root beer was! :OIFSYS:OHCjalvihrvo;ire oghr glPDROIGUDPGJ;XDJV! RAGE! I EVEN GAVE HIM THE 20 DOLLARS FOR IT AND ALL I WANTED WAS A FUCKING COKE! and he treated himself to a slice of pizza and apple juice while i am dying and fantasizing about shotgunning that sweet red can of nirvana, so to get back at him i got vegan empanadas and an organic cheese burrito, which is delicious and turns out the empanadas are too, backfired!

at the man hater store we overheard the chick at the soaps products counter on the phone with a customer say WELL OK BUT TO DO THAT I WOULD HAVE TO INTERRUPT FIVE CUSTOMERS OR SO… basically in order to help you i would actually have to work. i don’t completely blame her, health food customers are mental and moody and hostile if you get in their way at the cash it could turn into a knifefight (I WISH!) and how come the chick at the cosmetics section doesn’t have her own inventory on computer set-up? GOD! you guys aren’t making effort enough to sway the mcdonald’s camp over to your side with those crappy attitudes and lack of smiling, fil and i always leave that store in a foul mood and it’s always because of how shit goes down at the cashier’s desk. i feel like tom cruising a la jerry maguire FREAK OUT scene 100/100 during every visit, maybe you should think about that.

next time i will take pictures of every section and aisle for you because i love you.

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and in other news, simon says i look like boy george in this picture, great.

because it was totally my goal to look like a sexual-identity confused low self esteem looks like a girl guy.