here are some photos i stolded from christie mostly just the ones of me wait what am i saying “mostly” ? anyway we ate all the sushi in the world and then me and christie wolfed a plate of nachos, everyone is trying to sabotage my little figure i’m working on GOD!

someone made foods fall down my face.

what’s up dudes? nothing?

we are in a fight with the green room now, tell you why later when i figure out how to spin it so we are the victims.

then it was one thousand margaritas o’clock.

just wait until you see the sashimi/sushi pictures, day three for this guy! i think it doesn’t count if you eat nachos afterward though.

i am about to meet up with poopeeshmoopee to give her my batman shirt finally! being a lazy ass is very detrimental to big business, we’ve been trying to meet up since whenever i posted that everyday we chose to meet up turned out to be like oh i have this wickedly important appointment i totally forgot about (truth!) and i was like fine i will just fling it up into a fucking tree somewhere and tell you which one later, i mean, i’ve seen bags of garbage up in trees for days and weeks on end and no one bothers them.

we were in bed and i was about to be seriously hung when i shot up and said oh fuck i’m meeting for a mumble mumble mumble at mumble mumble mumble fil is all what? then i say i’m giving the batman shirt away finally and fil asks for how much and i say 8 dollars and then he laughs at me and says AND you are having coffee with her too? so i put my hand on my hips and say EXCUSE ME I AM DOING A SERVICE FOR MY FANS SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BECAUSE YOU AREN’T FAMOUS! i said it in this really great voice too totally should’ve shattered the very character of his being.

then he says well is yoko famous?

WHAT? you’re comparing yourself to yoko ono?! BURN! then he says i said it once before or something which i don’t remember, or if i did it was only because we were compared to john and yoko and i said there is no way in hell fil gets to be john, so naturally fil is yoko welcome to my life.

oh and then he says i get to bring him home lunch and coffee too what the hell me?

oh and christie has a website again (thanks to me, well, duane mostly, but ME for the inspiration) it is called exhausticated, go get your nerd beat-off ON!