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my old nickname was ren.
oh how nice we have a little atheist on our hands.
for some reason i am more embarrassed to share this with you than i am about telling stories about shitting my pants. so what made think of blogging this was last nite we saw the trailer for the mist that comes out nov. 21 – it’s one of my favourite scary stories come to film, by stephen king. anyway i feel like i have some sort of ownership of it because i read it many times, and i have a copy of it along with a bunch of other short stories in paperback form in one book from when i was 13 maybe 14, before i had my first real boyfriend, which will be super obvious once you see how much of a raving nerd loser i was.
so i decided to write my own “reviews” for each story at the top of the page for every one, oh god, well, enjoy.
how thoughtful of me, and i see i am still doing the circle above the i’s, CRINGE! this tells me i might even be 12.
oh jesus i want to jump out of a fucking window right now, it gets worse.
NOOOOOO DON’T LOOK AT ME! so close to not including this guy.
you would explode if you saw what my face looks like right now from looking at this i feel like i am watching 2girls1cup.
and here we have the mist and i obviously enjoyed it, it took me five minutes to make sense of my wording here. ten points for spelling kicks: kix.
i sorta didn’t dig this story, i found it long-winded and boring who cares i have to sell each one and to whom? dunno!
how funny/sad that i checked off the introduction like i am proud of having read it AND put an asterisk.
you’ll notice an affinity for the crazy, sorry red flag much?
who says mythical oh right girls w/o boyfriends do!
haha what an arrogant piece of shit loner.
yeah thanks.
what a prude i didn’t want to say there was fucking in it and i apparently know a lot about adolescence, being 12 years old of course i am an expert on it.
evidence of giftedness right here.
oh, you don’t say?
good to know, thanks for the tip!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA look at how much of a liar i am!
WE KNOW WE GET IT, CRAZY = INTERESTING!
thank you doctor book sleuth.
woah i mean business with that red asterisk.
i’m so helpful, in case you did not get the retardedly clear ending, I EXPLAIN IT FOR YOU!
i don’t want anyone to be left behind so no biggie that i ran out of page space to help you along so i continue on the next page, what a pal.
ok now i’m just whole-hog fibbing.
FINALLY! SOME HONESTY!
the end.
let the jokes begin.
