dude’s giving me a $20 LCBO card for this.

fil made us dinner last nite and inhaled most of the skin before i could take a picture.

which for me literally consisted of a few handfuls of this guy leave me alone i am disgusted with myself enough as it is. the counter is dirty from whatever the fuck it was we ate the nite before and guess who is the kitchen fairy, and who isn’t. fil is deathly allergic to wiping things, cleaning up after himself, and putting things back in the fridge.

excuse me i am trapped in an art right now.

this guy’s jumping the gun and saying he’s having an art show yep for real this time.

supplies.

looks so archaic.

i think i am coming to understand the hold jagermeister has over people, i was kind of wickedly bored/bad mood/apathetic until i did a free shot and got a crappy temp. tat and bingo, party town.

they are called snowblower with umlaut over the o’s they were pretty fun to watch and the cougar groupies were totally rocking out.

it’s funny when you wear pearls and talk like a valley girl at a place like the bovine people think you are stupid and beneath their “scene” like you are visitting from a far away planet sothey take pity on you and are like oh alright you can take my picture to show all of your preppy square friends back east, this just in: LAST LAUGH!