we went to the tap to watch the game last nite with juan and i wrote down everything this first date said and it was very sad, the guy was stuffing a huge burrito in his face and making zero effort whatsoever and she was just giving it away for free and the guy had a pube stache and after he was finished his burrito he said he was still hungry BAD SIGN and he kept going out for a smoke leaving her sitting there alone staring at our good time i kind of wanted her to join us after awhile no matter how annoying and pretentious and desperate she seemed, that guy’s lack of effort was just insulting and i could see him on his cellphone texting/calling someone everytime he was out on the street RED FLAG. he had a seinfeld leather jacket too and looked like the white guy from dangerous minds who sleeps over at michelle pfeiffer’s cos he is gonna get murdered but then gets murdered anyway cos he doesn’t knock before entering the office, he looked like that except really fucking ugly and with a hitler pube stache and goatee i will look for a picture.

that was him but more weasly-looking with a sprinkling of christian slater as a vampire.

i just discovered these from sheena‘s blog.

this blog rips on every single post that this mommy blogger (rebecca eckler) posts. hilarious. have them both open in two browsers at once and read, you will get bored after two minutes but it’s the thought that counts.