i think i know how i am going to die, my death will be caused by a freak dance party accident, and by freak i mean drunk.
i call this the praying mantis, make yourself as tall as possible, for no reason.
then dance like a stripper.
challenge someone more inebriated than yourself to a dance contest.
this one’s especially attractive. i don’t think those pants will survive winter.
perform “the (secret) spill” when people give you shots you didn’t ask for after having five already because by that point they won’t take no for an answer, say thank you take a sip and OOPS it onto the floor and keep partying.
