change your links you dinks cos raymitheminx.com is back in my hands insert mad crazy bitch cackle!

ignore the part where i look like a man, instead, look at how blond my roots are.

ungh i don’t know why i took these i look like greasy shit, we had to run out and pick up something from citytv our friend won off breakfast television, it was not worth it. 4 VIP “gala” passes to take back the nite, girl drum circles for STOMPING out violence, at lulu lounge, uh sorry but drum circles MAKE me the opposite of non-violent. there was a gift bag too with ome tacky ski jacket looking bags. i was accosted by a street kid too he said he liked me and did i want him to be my boyfriend, uh yeah did you not just see me step out of my boyfriend’s car? yes ok fine i want YOU instead.

renee zellweger was on oprah yesterday.

my body is only craving garbage right now. fil and i used to eat these four times a week no wonder i was a blimp.

i’ve had that pin since grade seven, there’s dried resin tar gunk all over the back of the pokey pin part from cleaning out one hitters haha.

hotel on rivington better not steal my idea.

i liked the gossip before you did.

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i am reading the rug merchant right now, it is very sweet.

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mini girl quiz:

100 Women Can’t Be Wrong

1) Is lingerie an appropriate gift to receive for Christmas?

YES BUT USUALLY EVERY GUY GETS IT WRONG SO DON’T BOTHER GIVE MONEY INSTEAD.

2) What if it’s from your boyfriends’ parents?

SURE BUT WHY WOULD THEY?

3) And is a ball-gag even considered lingerie?

NO WAY

4) Is it acceptable to re-gift?

YES BUT IF YOU GET BUSTED IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT.

5) What if it’s a sex toy? (but it’s totally been washed)

GROSS.

6) Is it okay to have a few drinks at the company Christmas party?

GET BLASTED.

7) Is it okay to get drunk and sing Jingle Bell Rock topless with that intern from the mail room?

N-O YOU FUCKING LOSER. UNLESS YOU WORK AT HUSTLER OR SOMETHING.

8) “It’s the thought that counts” – true or false?

TRUE IF THE THOUGHT IS BEING LAZY, SELFISH, AND RUDE.

9) Is sex ever an acceptable substitute for a Christmas gift?

ONLY AFTER I OPEN MY PRESENTS.

10) What if you’re the one that forgot to buy a present? (this applies to everyone from your partner to the mailman. Say what you will, but my Victoria’s Secret catalogue has never been late)

NO THAT’S LAME AND TACKY AND NOT EVEN FUNNY.