this is me waiting for johnny depp.
i swear i’m 5’8.
and this is me in my dad/back to school outfit hahaha.
now here is some art, i do not know by whom, gorilla monsoon didn’t know the name of the artist hung on their own walls. geniuses.
this is the artist.
painted on canvas to look like woodgrain i thought it was real at first.
and now for these stupid dicks, the ugly one on the left said he was the artist i said oh yeah you eh? and they all laughed hysterically and i said oh so that’s you and pointed at one of the paintings (of the actual artist) and i said sorry dude you do NOT look like that, then pretended to double-take, they believed it then chortled some more so i hung back and took some more pictures to eavesdrop in on them talking about me, i couldn’t make any of it out other than they are loser douchebags who hang out at gorilla monsoon who thought they were more intelligent than me. i hate young people. we were there ONLY because the horseshoe patio was full.
