me: why
dont
you

merkley???: ?

me: like
me
anymore

merkley???: i
like
you
just
the
same

me: you
dont
talk
to
me
anymore

merkley???: you are
never
on
this
thing

me: do you like the band name go to bed
GO TO BED
go to bed

merkley???: its ok

me: mom sucks

merkley???: ok go to bed

me: ok go
basements rule

merkley???: the water heaters

me: uh thats good if we are going to be wearing sweaters

merkley???: or duct taped matresses

me: no

merkley???: who is in the new band?
name your band Poetry Slam!

me: ew!

merkley???: with the exclamation point

me: ew! poetry! ew!
good name
all our songs will be about beating up nerds
and one will be called sigh
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

merkley???: I WORTE A POEM!
ha ha

me: poetry makes me want to kill myself

merkley???: misspelled

me: i noticed

merkley???: you didnt say who is gonna be in the band

me: this guy was writing poetry beside me on a patio last nite by himself
me fil this girl this guy

merkley???: no friends

me: i am the singer

merkley???: really?

me: yes there was a floating arrow above his head that said NO FRIENDS
he had pretentious old man cigarettes and a dumb hat and vest on
at this dive rock bar
pffft
OH HOW INTERESTING
YOUR THOUGHTS ARE SO REAL

merkley???: did you tell him that he reminded you of someone famous?

me: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT STUFF IN THAT WAY BEFORE I MET YOU DEACON

merkley???: FAMOUSE

me: oh i wish i did
fil texted me cos he didnt want to say it out loud like why arent you laughing at that guy

merkley???: mickey mouse was famouse

me: and i said i am totally trying to suppress it thanks
well he kind of looked like micky mouse
hahahaha

merkley???: you sure do watch a lot of sports

me: no i dont
that was the first one in awhile

merkley???: seems like you always have sports photos on your blog now
and food
and camping

me: its summer dude have a little taste of it yourself

merkley???: gross

me: ha
yeah summer makes me sick
please

merkley???: guess what i invented last night?

me: what

merkley???: hair implant tattoos
instead of ink you use hairplugs
ha ha
you could spell PUBES on your back

me: this was after how many drinks

merkley???: one billion

me: i feel fucking brain damaged right now
tequila