that outfit i’m wearing is so fucking stupid i can’t stop laughing.

Tony: im glad you like our Golden Gals Gone Wild coverage
i thought of you as i was there

me: aw

Tony: if you lived here i could have gotten you to paint something and hung in that collection

me: fully!

Tony: seriously the curator would love you if she knew you

me: ya burn on me for being canadian

Tony: not in the slightest
i love canadia

me: me too
if that was in canada that art show would have been way more of a party

Tony: would your boy giovanni be there just walking home?

me: it is not a celebrity contest tony in toronto no one cares about celebs
they are made fun of
and yeah he prolly would
i mean a celeb would

Tony: is that why they make so much fun of you?

me: i am not a celebrity
and they make fun of me because i am an asshole witch

Tony: AHAHAHAHAHA

me: it is very toronto to rip on people just cos they are in the public eye
it’s very fucking crude
it’s like oh yeah i saw that guy on tv HES A FUCKING LOSER
thats toronto

Tony: ahahaha
but if a guy wears big shorts and puts on ice skates for work hes a damn god

me: i dont follow
oh you mean ridiculous hipster ideals
how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU MEAN, YOU DON’T KNOW?
canada wins again tony pierce

Tony: ahahaha
i dont know of hipsters
since you and fil would be on the top of the list

me: well it was mentioned last nite that we are not
we are actually BETTER than hipsters

Tony: to the untrained eye, you know that you would be perceived as such

me: yeah but then when you meet me and realise that the degreee to which i suffer from self-esteem/arrogance issues is so off the charts bananas you don’t know what the fuck i am
i dont really fit in anywhere
oh i guess i am a humourist so i am my own people

Tony: thats for sure

me: if i had more money and better style and a tinier waist i would be a hipster for sure

Tony: baby your body is perfect

me: what did i tell you about using that word
i am not a drooling bald asshole standing up in a crib