WEEKEND FOODZ

at mr. sub when you say a little bit of mayo to them that means three massive splurts wtf. this is cheese n veggie i have converted fil, we share it cos he is a lesbian now.

you can see the brewing of my monster zit later i will post a picture of me on the toilet with a teeny piece of toilet paper on it that i fell asleep with on and had to rip off this morning and fired up the zit party all over again.

last nite when we came home from the ALICE IN CHAINS VELVET REVOLVER concert fil said COME ON PIMPLE and i tried to run away and he ran and caught up with me and called me pimple again and then i tried to run again and he caught up again and i was furious cos at the time of drunk pimple was the biggest burn in the world.

fil yelled at jerry cantrell to get his attention he wanted to buy him a drink then went after him cos i said yeah do it (thinking he so wouldn’t) and jerry had a huge bodyguard with him to guard his long stupid ponytail and wimpy arms, fil didn’t catch up, good thing cos he would have tried to lecture him about bow-hunting and get us all tossed.

we were at the vip lounge and gill saw this one guy try to get in with a cigarette and he screamed fuck you’s all i can do what i want i’ll kill all of you then he got tackled immediately hahahahha sorry that guy is the biggest hero since some fucking guy you think is a hero.