we went to the island i am sick as hell i do not need to see another overweight spoiled loudmouth kid ever again. i brought one of those wine bags that look like something a piece of shit hippie would drink out of, but something like water. we hung around ward’s island it’s so great there so laidback and i dunno, like the south, no one cares, everyone is fucking weird and blows the annex’s whimsical out of the sky, there’s a clubhouse and lawn bowling thing and weird pointless ironwork art creations it felt like the wickerman.

i am typing to fil from across the room right now on gchat and he is answering me out loud saying oh come on lauren! just wait until he catches this shit, he is a million per cent more of a pill when he is sick.

me: you don’t love me
im sick deathly ill and all you care about is your camera
if something happens to me just remember that i always loved you
farewell
….

Phil: we’ll always have… the islands…

oh i met with amy today and gave her the cougar sweater from raymistore and i gave her a bunch of other shit too she asked if i wanted more money for it i said no man it’s good to get rid of it, i showed up unshowered and late.

i have some shitty funny anecdotes but i am too ill to bother i didn’t wear make-up today that’s how sick i am!

oh i went for a tan.

at the beach fil didn’t even take off his shoes, buzzkill enough? so then i put my shoes back on and we looked like the biggest losers. i wore my purple sequined ‘kini top cos of the you know, “mental problems” or something. why are kids so fat these days? or were they always fat? they wobble around demanding and screaming like, uh, fuck off? i’m pretty sure 6 is too young to have a thyroid problem.

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MADONNA COMMENTED ON MY BLOG!!!!!1111111

From one superstar to another I just wished to say that Guy and I enjoy your blog of a Sunday morning. Your escapades certainly brighten my weekend!
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i checked the ip, it’s from london, so maybe someone isn’t fucking with me for once?

email me madonna i love you! raymitheminx@gmail.com

*probably not her, fil did some sleuthing and merkley is having a field day over telling me how NOT madonna that is hahaha.