did it again.

aimoo says she eats singapore vermicelli once a week TOPS.

schizo starving here.

russell peters and this other comedian jason something were sitting directly behind me the entire time and aimoo didn’t say anything about it until they left thanks! the jason guy turned up to stand-up at the rivoli nite so good thing hey we just saw you at the chinese restaurant hey here we are again can i have your postal code?

as predicted, fil’s hot peanut butter jam sandwich dumplings.

mine.

four minutes later mine.

aimoo didn’t even make a dent in hers i was pretty angry cos they gave her the bigger portion and i mentioned it like fifty times and then i ate off her plate she said she was vodka boozin’ it beforehand and was full uh sorry me plus vodka equals give me all the food in this restaurant i have a gun.

animals.

if she gave me the green light i would have inhaled the rest but i had to act nonchalant about it which i did, poorly.

no no it’s cool take it to go.

but which person? so many have wronged me tell me cos i believe you little piece of paper that i drew randomly!

i was a brownie too but i only earned three badges i think, the sports one which aimoo doesn’t have (i played soccer on a team that never won a game and i think we even scored on our own net i was 6) and i got the snowflake cos we went on a nature walk through some park in the winter big deal i saved the planet and learned about some birds. i quit brownies after a year.

i have 50 or so trolls, some were ten bucks each, and some were 20, and the big ones were thirty. what a waste of money.

aimoo is a grown-up now and has her own place.

how did you know?

sure you’ll just have to hang a few ’til i’m through hugging this other dirty smelly street urchin.

also, for you non-toronto persons, there is actually a little mailbox for you to write down your thoughts and feelings and messages haha it should be uprooted and planted in the annex.