and now it’s time to rip on postsecret.

uh were you adopted by a vampire?

uh what secret are you revealing? speaking vaguely about a secret is not the same as revealing it. F.

well with that negative attitude it WILL BE.

um so you burn churches now? cool story hansel.

so you made a postcard about it and sent it to postsecret, yes that is very un-big deal of you.

i dunno why postsecret puts these ones up, it’s terrible, this person has big issues, it is unethical and if i saw someone kick an innocent animal i would slam their face into the pavement – on sunday someone had replied to this postcard and said ME TOO they are like soccer balls, that comment is down now. it stopped me from doing this whole postsecret burn post, anyway, disgusting.

who goes on vacation with their sister? 34 YEAR OLD LOSERS WHO LIE SO THEY CAN PARTY WITH THEIR HARRY POTTER BOOK. you are going to die alone.

i knew a girl who was sentimemtal about grade 6 and she was sad about grade seven being over and in grade eight she was bummed about elementary school coming to a close before the year was even over what the fuck MOVE ON GROW UP. ps. FACEBOOK you genius.

you should go on a date with vacations with his sister guy. cough*mental problems*cough.

ok fine i love making fun of hippies but walmart? you blew it with that one.