look how angry my mii (wii) raymi is i have to make her skinnier cos i lost weight she is still carrying winter boozeweight, two year’s worth, she needs a new hairstyle too, my hair is long and bangs have grown out. fil’s guy used to wear sunglasses because he is cool, yes he is scowling.
warning, you might heave.
me: you didnt answer my question about collecting rainwater
are you going to do that too now
then let it warm in the sun
and wash your hair with it
Phil: oh haha shut it
me: are you going to pick wildflowers and water them with rainwater and drink rainwater from your satchel canteen that is covered in oldschool army tarp
Phil: i will convert my old hacky sack into a beanie
me: BARF
Phil: and collect the hair clumps you leave in the drain and squeeze out the used shampoo so i can re-use it on my hair
me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW are you going to do yoga while you watch the discovery channel and bake hemp bread
Phil: UNCOOKED hemp bread – don’t want to waste electricity
i only eat uncooked things from now on
that dont have feelings
me: oh nice a raw foodist, that’s not at all obnoxious
Phil: raw pain-free food
i will eat crab apples that fall from the tree naturally
me: um what foods have feelings? yogurt?
Phil: but only if they don’t fall too far that would be cruel
me: this is actually pissing me off
hahaa
people like this exist
Phil: i will eat only cheese from a goat that has a problem with over-lactating (so i will be helping it out my taking the build-up of milk)
me: i cant wait to punch you when you get home
Phil: NOOO you might hurt some bacteria
me: cos i know in yer head you are kind of agreeing with this and if you had the patience you would actually carry some of this out
Phil: oh come on, no i woul.. ok some i would shut up
me: HA
well you do take long showers
and daily
you should be bathing once every 4 days, captain planet
Phil: oh no i am conflicted
me: i am saving the planet more than you are
Phil: by being one of the unwashed heathen?
me: every other day is fine
sometimes i bathe everyday tho
fuck, living in the annex has really affected you
Phil: omg no i have always been like this
me: well you have been in secret then
Phil: no, i have always made you knock off your heater and then throw your butt in the garbage
me: you use to turn on a whole stove to make a hot dog
or toast the bun
Phil: well…
i was dumb then
and it was two VEGGIE dogs
me: oh so it cancels it out then?
so i can run the microwave and the hairdryer and all the lights cos i am collecting rainwater
Phil: no but it mitigates the environmental footprint i am creating
me: oh my fucking FUCK
i cant believe you said that
you should start an annex activity club
Phil: ha ha i was BEING FUNNY
me: you get together with spinster artists and talk about saving the environment
FUN
Phil: I WAS JOKING
kinda
me: are you going to do reiki too
Phil: you go too far woman
you know i dont buy into that hocus pocus mumbo jumbo crap
raymi: what you don’t think it’s important to WORK ON YOUR SPIRIT?
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so unless you live in fraggle rock or have a life, you’ve heard about all the news gossip regarding avril lavigne ripping off chantal kreviazuk and some other band and getting sued (HA!) and now this, you must listen, it will blow your mind like a penis. get her, peaches!
she is SO FUCKED!
also, i love it when she is asked about her fug sum41 husband and she is all blase about it, says oh yeah we are secure, we can do our separate thing bla etc. it’s painfully obvious she is SO NOT FEELING HIM and it hurts my heart, really it does, i lose sleep.
