so i am wearing this outfit on the street corner with fil waiting to cross to the other side to get a cab and this cab slides up behind us at a red light and i hear hey look at that slut hey nice socks and some other talking me and fil look at each other and turn to see three dudes in a cab, drunk frat dickheads, and one has a super guilty look on his face and immediately says we weren’t talking about you and i go zero to rage and yell OH YEAH THEN WHO THE FUCK WERE YOU TALKING TO THEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT? and they are all shocked and scared and i anticipate something but all the guy can say is i was talking to her and points to this nice asian lady wearing very conservative clothes and i turn back to them and go OH YEAH!? and the guy goes YEAH then i say oh yeah? and the guy goes YEAH! and the cab drives away.

haha. i live for these moments.

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a radmad afternoon

thai drums, four with thai coleslaw, ten bucks.

radmad had corn salsa chicken pizza, kinda soggy. our waitress blew, not until she realised i had “connections” with her employer did she stop blowing. some frozen grapes were sent over and she is like uh these are for you and do you know why? with loads of attitude, like it was a test – way to be professional.

there is always one hot day every summer where i fuck up and wear leather flips flops i should throw them away.

then anita the lezbot showed up and quickly realised radmad was trashed.

then fil, who spent the majority of the time ignoring us. FINE!

sorry yanks, the big guy is canadian.

vernon wells! he spent the whole time on his iPhone and radmad kept yelling about it like it was personally offending her, dude just signed a $125 million contract so he can pretty much do whatever he wants. oh man imagine if pitt was with us yesterday, the comedy just writes itself.

at this point i put two and two together and realise that radmad has been drinking DOUBLES the whole time, so she had ten crown and diet cokes, not 5 + 30 degree toronto heat over the course of three hours.

vernon, all this and MORE can be yours, pal.

this guy spent 90% of his date leering at us over his ladyfriend’s head, and around her shoulder, she was older, slammin’ body though.