little children is spectacular. the narration, the story, the imagery and execution, if i had a dick it would be seeping right now. we have avoided renting cheating movies cos we just end up sitting there glaring at each other and accusing each other with our eyes, but i was at the movie store by myself yesterday without fil breathing down my neck to rent some piece of garbage like deja vu so i got what i wanted and i am so glad i did.

our movie projection jealousy is really something else, it’s endearing and cute and sweet, but i think i have created a monster in fil. i cuckoo’d my jealous onto him over two years ago kinda jokily and i’m i dunno more secure now i guess but he is totally two years ago me, adorable. well more like fat me without the fat. am i making sense?

anyway the movie is pretty heart-breaking, every character is flawed you cannot fully like them, there is a gross jerking-off scene too.

the duality between the cop who gets fired and the town pedophile is great and it is sad because the cop only realises his shortcomings too late.

jennifer connolly’s eyes, eyebrows and hair are just mental i cannot believe she is real.

how gay was i for saying execution?

you will want to strangle the fuck out of the one blond busybody park mother and you will need to find yourself a red bathingsuit like kate winslet’s.

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look how HUGE my cannons are!

thanks colin!

hi,

congratulations on being the first stranger to post a comment!

you are the winner of a hack caricature of yourself and cat:

here.

if you dont like it – i can take it down. if you do like it – tough beans its never coming down.

sincerely – the captain of a bottled ship,
colin

ps. nice site!

i love it!
LOVE IT
did i tell you i am riane rong‘s old school exchange chum