time to get metaphysical hypothetical!

so at the show last nite as i was staring at the back of this guy’s head i thought was the brother of a dude i used to lay, turns out it wasn’t, but anyway the guy i thought it was used to be my buddy too, ok so, this post is really about facebook. i have been keeping this in for awhile, not really a big deal but seeing the back of this guy’s head kind of put me in a temporary mental rage last nite, over the internet it’s like no biggie cos it’s not real but then once confronted phsyically in the real world it’s i dunno REAL.

ok so what i am talking about is, i used to be tight with these dudes, and now we are not because of their bitches, one day a long time back one said to me in a bathroom dive that she was actually really jealous of me and what was i doing back in town bla blah like out of sight out of mind for her i was too flattered to be pissed off anyway this guy is not allowed to even look at my blog, speak to me, email me, nothing, she checks the history and all that, and now that facebook is in-existence this extends to not being my facebook buddy, i am guessing i was blocked/deleted/banned before even being added as a friend (once that occurs you don’t get to see anything the other party does). i wrote this guy when my dad was almost dying to be like hey, my dad is in rough-shape, do i get a response? no.

so, the point is, i was thinking this guy might be at the show last nite and i was thinking *if* i bumped into him how should i be, casual, aloof? then i decided i would be all fuck you loser you are a loser because you are so retardedly controlled by your psycho girlfriend have a nice life then i remembered this chick has gotten violent before and i figured since i knocked my brother with a lefty i could get a few in on her if need be.

this is what i was thinking at the show last nite.

i am also pissed off cos on facebook all of fil’s childhood lady friends, fingerbanged and/or not fingerbanged in the past are on his buddy list, do i care? no.

oh one more thing it also made me realise that if i ever met one of you comment flamers in real life i would go to jail for busticating your face, don’t worry i planned some non-violent things i could do that would not get me sent to jail.

i would spit in your or my drink and toss it on your head and then if the authorities were notified i would say THIS FUCK HARASSES AND STALKS ME CONTINUOUSLY DAILY ON MY BLOG AND LOOK NOW THEY ARE SHOWING UP IRL. also i am better looking so that is also in my sympathy favour.

you have been warned.