dear cid:

yes, we got the you are crazy memo. thanks.

people ask me all the time hey raymi what kind of hair dryer do you use because your hair is really long and pretty. well it’s funny cos NO ONE asked me that ever. anyway here you go, some hard-hitting news way more important than paris hilton’s mental collapse.

this baby is so fucking old it is a wonder the thing still works and doesn’t shoot flames out the back. it used to be my grandmother’s.

you can see make-up smears on the cord, decent. it’s funny that at some point a hundred years ago this was likely the height of technology. life brand no less.

what a fucking beauty she is the turbo 1600. what does 1600 mean? 1600 miles per hour? 1600 times i can turn it on until it sets on fire and explodes in my hand? it is actually one of my retarded phobias, death/mutilation/electrification by hair dryer.

peep those features.

while i’m at it there is my magical styling implement how interesting. so small and practical. i think i tiefed it from my mom.

don’t be jealous.

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this still totally kills me.