this guy REALLY liked fil. he is in a vampire band. i’m trying hard to not write a hahahahahahahahhahahahahha under this one.
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me: fart
Jason: agreed
me: i know
Jason: i saw you guys at the drake last night but, i was only there for about 20 minutes. melissa had an amazing show again, did you see anybody exciting yesterday?
me: what did u do when u left
drake poured me the biggest whiskeys for some reason
Jason: somebody musta known you or something. everything i get at the drake is watered down. i had to go to “harlem” to shoot some freestyle hip hop dude from halifax. the people who i have the pass through are doing a story on him. his name sucks: ghettosocks.
me: hahah
where is harlem
and ghettosocks sound familiar
Jason: on richmond, just east of church, last night ghettosocks actually had a song called “paris hilton is going to jail” kinda funny. then one guy made me give him a word to include in the rap and i was a little drunk and caught off guard because i was shooting and i said street. then he spent the whole rap mocking me for coming up with such an “unexpected word” haha. i’m a hip hop loser.
me: you are such a fucking loser wow
HAHAHAHHA
i can picture it now
were you humiliated
oh fuck
street
thats like the chicken of rap words
Jason: haha.
i am not a rap guy.
me: rap guy!
hahahahahahhaha
it’s rapper!
Jason: i wasn’t even trying to come up with a rap sounding word
me: well you did
Jason: i did
me: you should have said something that doesnt rhyme with anything or said fuck you aristotle think of your own word
Jason: well, if i could think of anything i would have
that’s the whole point
me: what is, that you are a disgrace to the white race?
Jason: i would only be a disgrace if i was trying to be all hiphop WITH those guys and wearing jerseys and sunglasses, and i came up with “street” and thought it was cool
me: well it’s pretty funny i would have said garbagemouth or refrigeratorhead
Jason: in retrospect, i should have asked you to come along. lots of opportunities for photos and mocking “fuck you aristototle. think of your own word.”
me: then i would get jumped for my camera, phone, hat, boots, wallet
Jason: the crowd was mostly white and asian kids. the only black people worked at the bar.
me: were there lots of posers
ya
Jason: almost all, i’d say
me: im putting this on my blog
Jason: ah fuck
me: what
it’s gold
Jason: me being a loser
me: well maybe you will learn a lesson from this
Jason: perhaps.
or it’s quite possible i’ll always have material for you
me: well if you look at it like you said it in mocking of them
Jason: if i tell the story again, i will
me: when the guy was rap dissing you were the white kids going OH SNAP
Jason: but not around you because you will bust me
they weren’t reacting at all
and i was back shooting.
me: oh you just described one of my dreams i live for busting people, you’re all talking then i screw my face up all witchy and say THATS NOT HOW IT WENT
Jason: haha.
i am aware of that.
it’s a lot safer to just let you talk.
me: i say embarrassing shit all the time
Jason: you know how to “take charge” of a coversation
me: yeah but then i blow it cos in my head im like hey i have the floor then i basically say the word nigger
samir looks like jimmy kimmel here.
this chick thought she hired me for this is london cos of the hat yes that was me.
melissa, luke, paul brennen – passenger 24
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me: did you see my short shorts
andthe fucking war it started
http://raymitheminx.blogspot.com/2007/06/yes-or-no-yes-no.html
check the comments
merkley???: wow
me: do you like them?
merkley???: sure
i’m not as much for off the self fashion as some
me: off the shelf?
those things are old and not meant to be so high
merkley???: ha
me: when i was skinnier they fit on my hips
merkley???: really?
me: i just pulled them way up yeah
and cos of my love handles they look like high waisters
merkley???: i like vintage more due to its scarcity
me: theyre not
so burn on everyone
they use to be my moms
theyre like 4 years old
not vintage
not meant to be
merkley???: anyway, cant sardly go wrong with short shorts
and the fact they were your mom’s boosts them a lot
me: yeah its that or dumpy potato art school dresses
i bet she wants them back now
merkley???: man i hate your comments section almost as bad as i hate mine
no — more
me: ha
