oh fuck, get ready.
i gave fil the last quarter of my chicken burger with GOUDA and he crammed it in his mouth so fast i couldn’t get a photo of his porno-elated face. also he had just eaten one of his own.
i didn’t want to be too full so i shoved these guys into the ketchup/chutney mix to dissuade myself, and it worked.
not for fil, though.
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watch next week’s episode of canada’s next top model, you will see me and fil, i am wearing a green and black striped sweater and probably look fat and making busted faces. i can’t tell you anything else. don’t tell me about this week’s show we have to catch the repeat. oh and if some nerd knows how to record it (next week’s show) and wants to put it online, by all means do it. maybe just the part with me in it.
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I don’t know how you deal with this abuse from a bunch of petty shitheads who sit around all day waiting for your every move that they will then attempt to copy and call their own.
Some random stranger named “Heather” is spending way too much time obsessing over your shorts, and it most likely stems from the fact that she is an insecure freak who wants to be sure no other girl ever looks better than she does. And Heather…the dirty look is ALWAYS jealousy. “Do you own a mirror?” is usually more of a bemused smile.
The shorts are great. You can wear anything. I get that it’s amusing to hear feedback from random strangers, but when the outcome is so wholly predictable it’s important that they understand that you are miles and miles above them.
“Hi, I don’t care, thanks”…that says it all.
Monstergirl
