last nite nxne threw an opening party for me at palais royale it was so nice of them, all the semi-famous people i love to kiss ass with were there thanks guys!

here is some evidence:

that’s stephen, his interests are TELLING THE SAME STORY EVERYTIME WE SEE HIM, PRETENDING HE IS SIXTEEN BY WAY OF WEARING LITTLE HOODIES, ARROGANCE. woah check out my eyes. next. oh yeah who wants to win some travis tickets?

wendi gave me that, you should get it too. i am listening to it now. it took me 5 minutes to open it, well more like ten, i was reading my comments and email and thinking of bitchy responses to everything while half-heartedly working on the cellophane not really paying attention or trying until the last minute i looked down at my hands and got so beyond fucking infuriated i raged to the kitchen and knifed it open. this just in, long nails are bogus. remind me to write about having to learn how to pick my nose all over again.

that’s liam titcomb nice name BURN (liamtitcomb.com) anyway he is 19 and i pointed that out a ton of times and did the ENJOY YOUR YOUTH WHILE IT LASTS speech until he got irritated and left but then came back for more then left then wanted more, i’m mostly a fucking bitch to people in a what i think is a jokey way, half the time it goes over well and the person has a raging boner for me then they don’t leave. liam and wendi believe in horoscopes. ‘NOUGH SAID.

checking on the girls.

look it’s a hand sandwich! ew that sounds so barf. mine is in the middle of dan’s mighty paws.

see? loves me.

ok more later.

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“i have something to say, you are all annoying assholes.”

Raymi,

I’m not a professional blogger or responder or anything. I don’t know what I’m doing when I respond, I’m just responding. I’m sure it’s obvious to you because my responses are so insipid and long: I apologize for that. The truth is that I don’t really know how long they should be or what they should be. I notice you giving me advice and brief constructive criticism (thanks): it’s helpful. I just don’t want to be a db either and I certainly don’t want to be an annoying asshole. I was thinking of just not responding at all anymore because I don’t really feel like developing a teflon veneer outside of work to match the one I have to wear there all the time. I could make candy-assed lame-O responses that won’t get anyone going, but I already hate the ones I read that are like that. However, with those, I’d be safely innocuous and irrelevant rather than innocuous and irrelevant with a giant bullseye on my petite-fleur ass. I’m just not sure what anything is about anymore.

I’ve been working on a novel for three years now. Before I start writing, I like to read news and do a crossword puzzle or sudoku. I happened upon Phil’s site because I was googling something, I noted that he looked a bit like my b/f and then found a link your blog. Besides thinking immediately that it was awesome, the other first things I noticed were: douche, bi bim bop, your hatred of hippies and mac’n’cheese – all things dear to my heart. I also take pictures of food before I eat it – especially if I make it. Now, I’ve been responding: for better or worse. My day-job is a PM for IT software dev. in SW Michigan. It sucks; but it pays the bills, and I’m good at it. I love Canada only because I could get married there: here in the US, I’m still dog-shit, evidently.

You prolly get this type of shit all the time in your email, so I’ll say bye for now.

Thanks,
H

i love getting this shit especially when i have the time to read and enjoy it like i just did dont not comment for the wrong reasons henry i like what you have to say

thanks buddy!!

another fine day in the blogosphere

Hi Raymi -

Cannot believe I wrote blogosphere. Anyhow, it seemed appropriate since I just wanted to to drop you a line saying I commiserate with you over dealing with the nasty comment folks. Your response seems right on to me.

I have always appreciate the comparison of a blog/website/forum etc… to being like an open house party. Everyone is invited but if you act like a jerk, insult the host, her friends – you get kicked out (in this case comment deleted). I suffer from foot in mouth disease, but I am never cruel or judgmental on someone’s blog. It is their space and I am just a visitor.

So thanks for doing what you do and saying what you said.

Seska

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this guy is amazing.