i scored a 3 for the most bangable blog babes june list – 3!! LAME! whoever 2 is their blog takes ten years to load and 1 is a married 28 year old with kids and a tiny neck and one of those stupid choker necklaces, barf. anyway there you have it, enjoy the traffic bro, next time use your head.

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last nite we hung out on gretzky’s patio, every year since last they do an elaborate opening roof patio party thing as you can imagine there were loads of fuckfaces there, but free food, tons of beer tickets and cankles and thunderthighs and club district dudes to make fun of, it was mostly a sausage party, however, with fil and his camera out all the bitches thought he was hired for the nite and kept mugging for him and his camera and a previous stern don’t you dare warning bade him the knowledge to IGNORE these ladies. seriously it almost got violent. one chick waited for me to go get a pastry then went in for the kill and made bullshit chit-chat about cameras, she was standing over my head in her cheesy butterfly print white shirt, i played it cool THEN fil is like do you want to see your picture? WRONG! he said he was being nice i said NO you do NOT be nice to girls who are hitting on you in front of your girlfriend, if that is the case i will go buy a two-thousand dollar camera and walk around douchebag nite clubs and see how much attention i get and i will “be nice” and show dudes all the pictures i take of them. ps. professional photographers do not show their shots.

oh man that bummed me out rotten, anyway, they were also doing free hair makeovers, i didn’t get one but it was funny to see chicks with already straightened hair get their hair re-straightened some more.

i can’t believe i am pre-menstrual already, is it so?

then we walked to embassy in kensington and got plastered some more on the patio this one guy near us got in a fight with his bro something about being owed thousands of dollars and he left with his dog and the other dude screamed out FUCK YOU FUCK OFF cos he was embarrassed in front of their other bros then one of the others couldn’t remember the cut it out thing dave coulier does so i refreshed his memory.

then i got late nite singapore vermicelli from new ho king and it was decided if fil paid we would walk all the way home fine even though a nail busted up through the heel of my boot, i just stretched some leather over it and it was fine. i was only planning to have a couple bites of the vermicelli and fil wasn’t planning on any at all.

we finished it in three minutes.

walked home singing songs and then had a jeff buckley cd clock radio listening party and passed out.

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here’s another sketch by erica how cute is she!?