HAHAhahahAHAhAha

me: give me blog topic to write about
also a vice article idea

merkley???: memecats

me: um
thanks

merkley???: ok
interview me for vice
cover story

me: hmm

merkley???: interview yourself

me: i suggested you
the interview would be us tlaking baotu how cool we are

merkley???: wow — can you promise to type like that the whole time?

me: AHHAHAHAHHAa
yes

merkley???: tlaking baotu
african

me: ahahaaliuwfewo;ghreogrehgreg
oh man i am so totally hung that just put me over the hysterical edge i am never editing my grammar in conversations ever again

merkley???: ha ha

me: so gold

merkley???: i once mistyped “into” as itno and i like it way better

me: cute

merkley???: i cant get enough of these fucking cats

me: im over them
how obnoxious would it be to put those captions over pictures of you and your friends

merkley???: what are you tlaking baotu?

me: I AM LOLZING YOUR FRIDGE
oh shut up!

merkley???: if you were here in true life you would hear me clicking my mouth as i said that

me: i am clicking it in my head everytime i look at it spelled that way i snort

merkley???: you can’t not sound like a brown person when you talk like that

me: oh racist!
have you seen apocalypto

merkley???: no

me: YESTERDAY ON FACTS OF LIFE THE FAT GIRL SAID TOOTIE I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE BLACK!
so ahead of its time that show

merkley???: nice

me: tootie said something lame and cheesy, i forget
anyway
BLACK
ON TV
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