you are going to love this HARD then hate me then LOVE me then gain four pounds.

everytime i do these fantasy food posts i never give in, well ‘cept for the rotisserie chicken, why did i just type that!!!? anyway, holy macaroni.

lets see if i can get you guys to dream about me and food and fil and cid, now.

i am a fucking grandmother.

i’m glad we can be on my period together.

++++

Emma: mac n cheese

me:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Emma: i was having a fight with someone on sat night about it
they said it was boring
pah
you are so right, what you said
i am going to make some right now

me: what did i say?
oh about eating what i blog about

Emma: you are going to love this HARD then hate me then LOVE me then gain four pounds.
yeah
you just dictated my life
like that movie i haven’t seen with ummmmmm
whoever

me: hahaha

Emma: no brain tonight
anyway all powerful one
time to EAT

me: ok

Emma: see your power i am now GOING TO THE STORE to buy macaroni

me: wow
get bread crumbs