fil is a lazy slob FIL I AM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. he makes himself a snack and leaves everything out on the counter for days and because the magical kitchen fairy (ME!) takes care of it he thinks nothing of it. this here is chocolate shavings from an easter egg that have been hanging out on the counter since friday nite that the kitchen fairy (ME!) finally took care of yesterday morning. fil has no memory or frame of reference that they were ever even there.

EX!!PLOSION!

Phil: I WAS SAVING THEM FOR LATER
me: ya right
Phil: YOU OWE ME A HANDFUL OF CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS

everytime i bring up washing a dish and putting it away in the dishwasher post haste we get into a tiff and he says ok fine i will do it next time AND THEN HE DOESN’T. right now i am soaking THREE bowls in the sink cos he let them chill for a few days in the sink with cold water and no soap, he considers that soaking, and THEN put them in the dishwasher.

fil, if your method of soaking worked, tell me then, WHY after those bowls were put in the dishwasher are they still covered in soup sludge and black pepper?

signed, I WILL KILL YOU IF I EVER HAVE TO MENTION THIS AGAIN.

and cid backs me.

no more bonghits for cid, his snack attacking is something fierce.