me: video of dude’s arm ripped off by crocodile
youre welcome

arran: ya thanks
I think I saw that guy in the paper. didn’t he get his hand put back… on?
maybe that was another idiot

me: it was his whole arm
look

arran: the worst thing about having something like that happen to you is to be wearing that wonderboy outfit at the time

me: he fucking deserved it

arran: amazing
he should get a croc tattoo on that arm
or like a note that says “don’t be a retard”

me: he should have died

arran: haha

me: they prolly killed the thing after right

arran: man

me: isnt that what happens
fil is mad at me for sending it to him

arran: nah… they probably sold more tickets to keep it alive for another show

me: haha
well slapping it on the nose will not train it to not bite your arm off if you stick it in its mouth in front of a bunch of people making it all nervous with their crowd audience noises

arran: The Croc probably just thought that was the kind of relationship they had

me: blogging this soon
it will likely be eclipsed by the other convo i post

arran: what do you mean eclipsed?

like “more awesome than”?

me: what the hell do you think i mean by eclipsed
what can eclipsed mean other than ECLIPSED

arran: wooooo

me: woah i told you i was on my period

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Phil: how did you come across this? [flickr stream]

me: but the flickr stream is this chick who is friends with ******

Phil: oh

me: she is a year younger than me

Phil: oh

me: typical ******* chick who thinks they are funny and smarter than me
i think she called me a whore once
i met her once
the end

Phil: cool story hansel

me: better than your fil stories

Phil: says you

me: the thing about your fil stories is they are predictible
the moral of every one is that fil did something that lauren is suppose to find cool and therefore, fil is cool. fil went here, the end. ahahhahahah.

Phil: stop picking on me

me: are you a fragile old lady in a sweater wearing glasses

Phil: yes pretty much
there is a rice cake sitting on my desk from friday and it is staring at me

me: i am sure it will be delicious
thanks to that fucking crocodile video i will not have to eat until tomorrow

Phil: right

me: mmm but now i am hungry anyway i must make espresso
i want to email lindsay lohan and ask her if part of why she went bonkers is cos of all the energry drinks she consumes