i’m doing that sneaky mariah carey pose where you angle your waist to the side a bit and dig your hand into your love handle. (she was NOT that skinny when that album came out so there is no chance in hell that cover wasn’t photoshopped also her other hand is tugging her left love handle back i am aware of that trick too nice try mimi!) it also helps to wear a curtain dress that billows around your waist.
i am going to build a time machine so i can go back in time and eat that again.
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mere moments before i smashed the half pint all over myself table and floor 1. i was NOT drunk i had only 1/5 of it! 2. the waitress took our bill and was like i will be back with change and i said no that’s fine keep it all and waved my hand right into the flute 3. i had just finished telling fil that he was gonna have to drink my beer i was not feeling it.
fil has big eyeballs.
