ok i am going to talk shit about this lady i didn’t talk shit about before but enough time has passed and i can now do so w/o fear/guilt whathaveyou, i said i would eventually write about her and make it sneaky-like, being a coward is exhausting.

ok so she’s a mommy blogger and she was recently at this event that fil and i went to and SHE WOULD NOT SHUT UP she was beyond socially inept i mean, when you attend any sort of social function and everyone is a stranger to everybody else, you don’t hog all the talking time to talk about your blog that no one reads and how you think blogging is interesting and you’ve only been blogging a year? and who are you anyway do you know that you are talking to canada’s number 1 blogger? oh did you beat dooce for best diarist, no you didn’t? oh wait, that was ME! THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME ABOUT BLOGGING THAT WAS FUCKING INTERESTING.

she had this smarmy arrogant essence and her hair was white and bobbed under her ears and she had black framed glasses it was obvious her favourite movie is devil wears prada and she probably lives down the street from us. we were gathered around this tiny table, me, fil, a couple other chicks and mommy blogger, i was asked about myself and blog and mommy blogger answered over me and began to talk about herself for ten fucking minutes, she totally cut me off like i was some nobody dirtbag.

then during this tour of uh something she asked the fucking stupidest questions, about looting and if it was a problem back then? um is looting a problem, or is looting NOT a problem? WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT IS?! she asked that in front of 20 other people holding up everyone and the dude she asked had this are you fucking serious? look on his face meanwhile there was a huge blown up photo on the wall IN FRONT OF HER of an entire field of holes in the desert from looting.

she also clarified herself by saying i mean, was it common? it essentially is the THEME OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING EXHIBIT! though what is special about it is the items in the exhibit exist because it was the ONLY un-looted tomb.

anyway, lady, you suck and are NOT the future of blogging. that’s her in the white sweater, beside me, being annoyed that she isn’t talking cos someone else had a microphone and a podium.

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