Phil: i am disappointed how few period-crazed women called me names or tried to rip my dink off well not disappointed but surprised

me: no one is allowed to touch your pee pee
well u are a moron for thinking tampons shouldnt be free

Phil: no i am smart for that

me: if it were mens penis’s bleeding then they would be free

Phil: no defs not

me: oh defs so

Phil: and it shouldnt be

me: yes it should

Phil: no it shouldnt

me: if you think tampons should be paid for then YOU buy them

Phil: i think food should be free for starving kids in africa but i cant pay for that
but if i could i would pay for that before i paid for tampons
the food for those kids should be free
it’s not their fault they were born there
so what’s it gonna be – free food for poor starving people or free tampons for women
um…
xxoo

me: oh shut up you hate children
it’s not your fault they live there it’s not your responsibility
everytime there is a feud or something someone brings up starving children in africa

Phil: it’s not my fault yer a women and bleeding

me: ok fine lets solve ZERO problems AND there are starving children just to be fair to the starving children

Phil: no lets start by solving the starving problem

me: oh my cat died SO WHAT THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA

Phil: then when everything is hunky dorey we can look into these free tampons

me: with the money i saved not paying for tampons i could transfer the savings to africa
geniusbreath

Phil: [you know i am laughing right now] ah but you’re forgetting somone has to pay for those tampons to make them free for you and it is that money that should go to help the starving

me: well anyway i already beat you to the money saved goes to africa

Phil: what

me: they should be free like healthcare

Phil: why is it any different than tp
which everyone would benefit form
instead of just half of us

me: it is a constant plague monthly and we were born with it half the population well more than half are women why the fuck are we to pay

Phil: answer my question, we all need tp so shouldnt that be free

me: no that is something equal we need both sexes

Phil: exactly something we both benefit from if it is free

me: tampons are gender specific stop arguing in circles and do not bring up some fucking male necessity or i am changing the locks

Phil: why should all of us have to pay for something that helps just women? should all of us then have to pay for people born ugly to have regular makeovers?
if we all are paying to make something free shouldnt we all benefit from it?

me: who said you would be paying

Phil: if it is free to women someone has to pay for them i.e. taxes

me: WHY SHOULD WOMEN 1 BE BURDENED WITH PMS AND 2 HAVE TO PAY $8 A MONTH FOR IT WHY DONT MEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SOMETHING TOO IT IS NOT FAIR
i could see women volunteering once a month somewhere for a few hours to cover the cost of tampons

Phil: why are you yelling i thought we were having a nice calm intellectual discourse [ps. $6.75 for a 32 box of supers – that should last you for more than one period]

me: you got them on special

Phil: no really that was reg price at loblaws

me: ok fil the fucking point is we are tired of our periods something to which you a man cannot even BEGIN to empathize with and having to pay for tampons is insult to injury

Phil: yes i sympathize
**HUGZ**
[heart]

me: oh whatever

Phil: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

me: i am this close to going gay

Phil: heehee this was fun i [heart] you

me: you will pay for this

Phil: what for having an opinion that i believe in cmon we are allowed to disagree

me: you are only disagreeing cos you like to debate

Phil: me? noooo….

me: you are being a controlling misogynist all yer “loveswomen” philogynist nonsense is a total lie and i am exposing it

Phil: how am i being controlling and also just because i dont think tampons should be free doesn’t mean i dont like women better than men because i do

Phil: i can like them better and still not agree on this issue yes?

raymi: no
you jus tcant

raymi: i am still right