peep the sauce on my chin i went out like that the next day all day long

i just paid a huge cellphone bill i hate how they sneak up on you a month after your vacation cos the cycle starts halfway through the month i was all awesome my bill was only $77 wicked then i look at it today and saw my current balance was $162. i just wanted to share that depressing news with you guys. now i am going to buy eggs peppers onion cheese sausage (maybe shrimp) and have it ready for when fil gets back so we can eat and go see pan’s labyrinth i am homeslave.

i am also sad cos an old friend just cold-called me and tried to convince me to go to this thing on saturday, all of it pyramid-schemey, sigh, i thought he would be doing something way better with his life by now. he laid all those culty catch-phrases on me YOU WILL THANK ME SOMEDAY AND I WILL THANK YOU and THERE’S THIS NEW COMPANY I AM CHECKING OUT and YOU ARE GOOD WITH PEOPLE AND COS OF YOUR INTERNET BUSINESS YOU ARE PERFECT FOR THIS. he wouldn’t explain what it was on the fone he said it was too long and complicated to tell me on the fone um right cos i am a fucking retard and i can’t understand things on the telephone.

i came right out and asked if it was amway and he said no then i looked at the website which boasts INDEPENDENT REPRESENTATIVES and NETWORKING basically all a bunch of bullshit to distract simple-minded folk from the fact it is a fucking scam hey thanks for calling haven’t heard from you in years thanks for the business opportunity of a lifetime!

fil said i should call him back and tell him to fuck off i won’t cos i feel bad for him. i should have told him the catch-phrase this chick said to me in grade ten when she roped me into going to one of these things, she had cue-cards in her lap and preached to me the entire way to this amway function PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE TIME DON’T HAVE THE MONEY AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY, DON’T HAVE THE TIME and her dad punched his hand lightly to emphasise victory when i got home later that nite i said DAD YOU WERE RIGHT IT WAS FUCKING AMWAY!

the more i think about this the angrier i am holy fuck! when you say uh this is a pyramid scheme and they are like no well yes ok but it is different than the others. oh? how is one pyramid different from another pyramid, exactly? i guess these people need to try this out for a bit and get it out of their chromosome-extra systems. sigh.

i would post the link to this “business” but i am afraid they will come abduct me in the middle of the nite and throw me in a river.