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would you be interested in reading a story about a dude who lives someplace rural and is in love with the girl next door who is kind of autistic and crazy and they form a bond and his family is like dude she is fucked up and he is like i don’t care so they spend many afternoons going on adventures together through fields and forests and they go to this tree where there is a swing and they hang there a lot and then eventually this other hot girl moves to town and dude’s family is all go for her! and he is all no i hate her but then his autistic girlfriend falls out of a tree onto her head and is in a coma and everyone thinks she is going to die so then dude goes for the new girl and then one day magically the autistic girl comes out of her coma and lost some of her memory but the fall seemed to have made her less autistic somehow so she is walking to that tree cos she has some happy memories about it tucked deep into her mind but no recollection of the dude (this part coming is equivalently dramatic as the part in bridges of madison county where meryl streep has to decide over her family or clint eastwood and her hand is on the door handle of the truck and it is pounding rain) but then she spots him at the tree with the new girl and she is on the swing and it all comes FLOODING BACK to her days spent with her boyfriend drinking lemonade on blankets running through cornfields all that shit and he sees her their eyes meet bla bla and the new girl is all what’s going on and by this point they’ve been together over a year so he has feelings for her but when he sees autistic chick all those feelings go away and he runs to her but autistic chick is already beating it out of there so there’s a chase scene now and the new girl is chasing dude who is chasing autistic girl she makes it to her driveway and cuts across the street and this is the part i don’t know what next, hit by a truck? i dunno. anyway the important thing is that the autistic girl is super hot/crazy and wears amazing dresses all the time and droopy socks and old man shoes and she has long dark hair and the new chick is annoyingly blond and pale and plain and makes really bad sandwiches like winnie from big top pee wee.

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