so last nite was a gong show as is usual when pitt rolls into town seems like the more i told him to slow down and pace himself the faster he drank it was also nice that he was dressed like a dad. we took him on his first hipster outing to the horseshoe and he was awed, i kept telling him you know this place really isn’t that cool you know i mean the billy talent kid hangs here and with that the billy talent kid walked by haha. i got blogspotted and pitt tried to mooch in off that and then he made the guy talk to tony pierce on the fone. die mannequin was playing, we didn’t go to the back and watch though but that one chick flew by us out the door to the street to play her guitar (cordless) that’s fine and all if you are i dunno iggy pop, but, well, you get the idea. it’s a good picture though. lots of scary ghouls and people who look like guitar hero characters were on the scene, this girl sort of flirted with me with her eyes in the bathroom.
the swedish snake aka sundin
we put pitt in a cab and sent him on his merry way back to mississauga then we went to chino to meet with samirsharpiesandrostefan chino made me and fil pay ten bucks each to get in, ten bucks for one hour til last call? the dude at the door started naming all these djs SO they are worth a ten dollar door cover, he may as well have been telling me the alphabet, i don’t know who these people are more importantly i don’t CARE who these people are, i came to drink and see my friends, play car alarms music go right ahead. next time, we will need the secret password, sandro. samir was in the blues cos he dropped his $800 fone and it is now busted, sharpie was wasterrrs i love wasterrrs sharpie!
that’s pitt talking to JEFF MAREK look notice how he is in love later after that call pitt was all YOU ARE AWESOME RAYMI THANKS FOR HOOKING UP THAT PHONECALL FOR ME THAT WAS LIKE A GIFT YOU GAVE ME THAT’S AMAZING haha.
the guy who blogspotted ME whom pitt made speak to tony pierce while he is talking to tony pierce.
what’s wrong sandro?
i stared at that girl’s ass a lot the part where the thigh turns into ass and i compared myself to her for awhile and then felt psychotically jealous of her, i had a lot of think-time cos everyone was like i’m going to the bathroom i’m going to smoke i’m going to the bar etc and i sat babysitting pints FUN then i guilted/blew up at samir saying WE TOOK A TAXI HERE AND PAID TEN DOLLARS EACH AND WE ARE SITTING BY OURSELVES AT THE FRONT and it worked cos he came to the front then moped about his fone and i made sharpie paranoid about her jacket cos she said it was at the other side of the place all by itself? so she went to go get it and then didn’t get it? that was funny and samir got all anxious and we played the WHERE’S MY WIFE game where he says where’s my wife and i say FLIRTING WITH BOYS and samir’s face contorts with multiple emotions all at once, RAGE DESPERATION CRAZY basically.
pitt is peeing behind that dumpster. oh yeah at the ‘shoe this dude goes up to pitt (pitt is my height 5’8) and this guy is at least 6’6 and he says THE LEAFS SUCK and pitt doesn’t really notice cos he is on the fone with tony so i screamed back at the giant NO THEY DON’T and he goes yeah they do and i say NO, YOUR FACE SUCKS!! and as it came out of my mouth i actually had a gander at his face and i winced cos well, your face sucks was a little too perfect a zinger. anyway it was fine cos he’s a mtl fan and his buddy is leafs fan and they fight about it all the time so he wasn’t going to knuckle sandwich me or anything and once i knew that i turned all tough and put up my fists. i pictured myself jumping on this guy’s back and punching the world and yelling and somehow coming out a winner. fil said nice one after i said your face he thought it was amazing that i said that and i was thinking oh how sweet you are going to get your ass kicked now cos of what i just did but at least you thought it was a nice burn.
nice tweedle dee tweedle dum sweater there, fil.
