so lindi ortega is really talented and all that but her professionalism is lacking and i know that sounds weird coming from me, i just can’t like her now cos of the unfunny anna nicole smith joke she made at the beginning of her set RIGHT before she started playing, so stupid. she goes oh i’m playing with ghosts tonite, on drums is steve irwin, on bass is anna nicole smith and everyone went OH OOOooh. aimoo went TOO SOON and everyone laughed behind us, i cupped my mouth and yelled NOT FUNNY and then lindi goes “dry sense of humour” trying to back herself up, sorry dude there’s dry humour and then there’s disrespect, to which you displayed the latter of. halfway through her set she made another joke about anna nicole smith which i didn’t hear but i’m sure it was TOTALLY HILARIOUS BECAUSE MAKING FUN OF THE DEAD IS SUPES FUNNY! nice fuckin sideways hat by the way what are you, newsies?
there was a boner horny mob party of three dudes standing next to me and the one guy sitting down was laughing hysterically at every fucking thing she said between songs, holy desperate. as her set carried on everyone at ciao edie was yelling and talking during it, that place is not a good one to play if yer the headlining act cos by the time you play everyone’s wasted and talks over you ok so everyone’s bla blahing all around us and i don’t care for once cos i’m intoxicated and i have already decided that i don’t like this woman and i’ve been quiet and polite during her set so i feel like i am allowed to say something to aimoo who is on my right, away from the horny mob so i lean into her and say something i forget what and the fucking guy sitting down turns and gives me a nasty look the I FUCKING HATE YOU STOP TALKING LOOK then he turns away quickly like a coward and continues to watch the set and my mouth is open still i’m halfway through a sentence and my eyebrows are now raised, i look at aimoo and then at the back of that guy’s head and say DID THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPEN? DID THAT GUY JUST GIVE ME A LOOK BECAUSE OUT OF EVERYONE TALKING IN THIS BAR I AM THE BAD PERSON!?! he didn’t look back at me again.
that’s THE LOOK guy before his horny mob friends showed up.
what’s that dude’s problem over aimee’s left shoulder?
back to lindi, i get that she is pretty and all and skinny and sometimes girls feel guilty about being pretty and skinny, kind of awkward about it so they talk loud and obnoxious and say abrasive shit to make you focus on that instead of how they look i know this cos when i was skinnier i did this a lot, it’s a verbal dressing down i dunno, it’s real, i’m sure you know a girl or two like this ANYWAY it can be very decent if the shit you say is ACTUALLY funny but when it isn’t it’s a bad taste in the mouth and i know coming from me queen retard #1 is hypocrisy BUT i would not ever stoop so low as to make fun of steve irwin and anna nicole smith.
andrew showed up halfway through to join in on the drunkening that was good and as the room cleared out after the show we were part of the last stragglers and i turned it into a retard dance of 1 and i danced into tables and chairs do NOT dance in YOUR DAD type boots from payless you cannot properly master any of your jazz moves. i just asked fil if i looked stupid last nite and he said YEAH YOU LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING SLUT.
ahahahhahahahahahahahaa perfect.
then we came back here with aimoo to play wii and i made two separate salads consisting of greens, goat cheese, chicken and jerk sauce very fucking delicious and fil ate 9/10 of both rounds then went to bed before aimoo left and screamed out goodbye in his underwear from beneath the covers NICE HOST. aimoo purposely left behind that huge bottle of crown that’s fighting juice yo i can’t believe how much of a lightweight she is i thought tall people could drink a lot more? here are all the drinks i had last nite keep in mind it was a friday so don’t go all tsk tsk on me this isn’t the christian sobriety blog you motherfuck:
1 3/4 shot vodka oj
1 3/4 shot crown diet ginger
1 pint of amsterdam blond
2 shots jameson on ice
1 3/4 shot crown diet ginger that i had one sip of ow my head hurts now from typing what i drank out.
oh yeah i got it into my head that everyone would notice that i wasn’t clapping after lindi’s songs and then she would look at me and say something and then i would be snarky about that joke she made and then she would ask me to leave and i would say give me my five dollars back and i’m gone and then they would refuse and then the cops would be called and then i would be in the drunk tank not writing this blog post right now i figure in this situation i would be in the wrong cos i am the patron not the talent and all, that’s pretty much the stuff i think about when i’m wasted and spacing out, nothing deep, no need for all that. (to be existential about it, no one is paying me to clap. i mean, I paid to see some music and i’m also suppose to clap on top of that? what kind of shitty deal is that anyway? how about be happy that i am even there AT ALL.)
i did like the opening act i forget the name of fil knows, the girl singer let her friend get up and finish her last song and the girl screamed I AM REALLY FUCKING DRUNK BLEEARGH and continued singing, her enthusiasm was 100% i liked it and she had a red headband on and smiled a lot, smiling is the new good.
