cos i’m losing weight FINALLY yesterday i decided oh i can go out with my face exactly as it looked when i woke up with all the make-up i fell asleep in including tomato sauce from the night before on my chin and scraggily rolled through a field down the longest hill ever on speed hair, all i had to do is wear my huge octogenarian yenta sunglasses and a fugly toque. bingo. i’m wearing the jacket fil got me two christmases ago from le chateau these days that i stopped wearing cos i thought it made me look like a sexless potato, it had this faux fur collar attachment that i took off so now it is a detective jacket anyway the point of this is you cannot go out looking like that in the fucking winter cos by the time you get home your face is penis red pink (ahaha) and your hair is crazy ugly looking and if you met up with one of your friends they would be all uh what is going on in your life these days? you can pull it off in EARLY spring on a cloudy day but you cannot get sweaty at all cos if you do your hair turns greasy and your carefree thrown together outfit looks scary.
hello cid
anyway i am enjoying dressing like a homeless man. i was waiting for fil at union station in the doorway upstairs and this homeless guy was eating a hotdog staring at the wall, he turned and gave me “the nod” and i gave it back to him. i think he could tell that i am one degree away from being full-blown crazy myself, maybe that’s why homeless people make me feel antsy, everyone else too.
i am finally adding little drawings to the canvas i painted last week, i hope i don’t fuck it up. it’s going to be a collection of various bullshit drawings, nobody famous, sorry kids.
OH i got some good eavesdroppings from last nite and here they are:
this chick was leaning on my jacket and chair talking to this dude behind me at the bar waiting to order drinks and she says SO I AM SUPPOSE TO HOOK UP WITH THIS GUY TOMORROW AND I SENT HIM AN EMAIL TODAY AND I CALLED HIM AND HE DIDN’T REPLY OR ANSWER and the kid says to her OH IS THIS THE FORTY YEAR OLD GUY? she says yes (clearly they are both age 19-21) and they both laugh and the kid/dude cockblocks saying WELL HE IS PROBABLY TOO BUSY WRITING HIS WILL.
haahaha forty? WILL! hysterical!
