when fil wears his glasses he is known as MEAN FIL cos he gets bossy and authoritative and snippy, at first when i mentioned this he said by me projecting what was in my head of him acting differently whilst wearing glasses it mindfucks him into actually acting differently, so it comes true, so he has a complex, he said something like that. whatever, it IS true.
what should i get fil for valentine’s day? nothing expensive either and don’t say write him a poem and recite it along w/ playing an acoustic guitar because my poem would be YOU ARE CRABBY WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY I WANT TO SLASH YOUR TIRES WHEN YOU BOSS ME AROUND YOU WON’T LET ME GET A KITTEN BECAUSE OF CID SO I AM BASICALLY WAITING FOR HIM TO DIIIIE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY and then i do a dramatic interpretive dance in a taupe leotard.
haha taupe.
